A man cheats on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly.
Suddenly, Lorraine died.
At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, “I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone.”
i’m done with this website
yoooooooo you got the joke wrong its supposed to be Claire Leigh i mean who the fuck names their kid Clearly
girls hit on me AND boys hit on me. i explode. i am a piñata
I’d be laughing ll the way out the door
do u at least get to see a dick tho
tumblr user fangks asks the real questions
sneakin to yo girls room
let us have a moment of silence for those who unknowingly dated and broke up with a future celebrity
“did you get a prom dress yet”
oh yes i did
theres a new sheriff in town
”you’ll agree with me when you’re older”
why can’t a t-rex clap? because it’s dead
How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his Family.
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks “why the long face?”
The horse replies “my wife has terminal cancer”
what’s worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it?
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
He got hit by a truck.
I can’t tell if Amanda Bynes is really in need of help, or if she is pulling off the most amazing and fully committed Amanda show skit of her life
*drops food on floor*
germs: go get it! quick!
king germ: no.. we must wait 5 seconds.. it is the rule
a fancy asian restaurant called “Suit and Thai”